A one-woman comedy-dance-rollerskating-lovemaking show, Jacinda recounts her male encounters and travels across the world. Determined not to be put on the shelf at 30, she thinks it’s f*%ked that she has to choose either adventure or a white picket fence. She’ll have it all. She’ll show you.

‘Safety Banana is a barrel of heartfelt laughs, athleticism and raw reality veiled loosely in clowning around and partly narrated by a piece of fruit with stuck-on eyes.★★★★★’ Scenestr